New rider here.

[klaviator]

I'm new to riding but I have lots of friends who ride.  Actually it seems most of my friends ride.  It seems that most people who don't ride are pretty boring.  I couldn't figure out what kind of bike to get so I just went out and got a bunch of them.



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Now if I could just figure out what kind of oil to use in these bikes.

[springer]

 Welcome! Oil? It is Baby Seal oil for me!

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We have to get rid of those bodies some how.

[2smoke]

New rider, yes. I got the registration question wrong on the first try  ???

[klaviator]

New rider, yes. I got the registration question wrong on the first try  ???

I think it took me four or five tries to get registered ::)

[Argh Oh]

I like your approach to motorcycle ownership decision
making.

[LawnmowerRG]

New rider, yes. I got the registration question wrong on the first try  ???

Ha ha me too actually. Who new motorcycles didn't have TWO wheels.