Top Ten...

[Chitza]

We had a similar thread on the old forum. I found one of my lists and decided to revive it. This time with a few rules: must be Motorcycle related lists, must adhere to the other standard forum rules.



Top Ten Things NOT to say to a Female Rider

10. Does that thing have a power band?
9. Is that YOUR bike?
8. How do you pick that thing up?
7. Does that thing have gears?
6. When she walks in wearing motorcycle gear and carrying a helmet: Did you ride a motorcycle here?
5. Ain't that bike too big for you?
4. Do you ride that by yourself?
3. When did women start riding their own?
2. Is that a tire gauge in your pocket or are you a Dom?
1. You wanna ride bitch?

[Guidedawg]

11. A chick biker? Do you ride with the Meter Maids?
(Hopefully most are familiar with the Motor Maids, Inc.)

[Fencejumper09]

Top Ten Foxisms ( @IceCold4x4  )

@bblass  may have his own list of 10 plus!

1. 3rd Gear Wheelies out of Berms
2. Less Oil = Less Weight
3. 4th Gear is Unnecessary
4. A KTM 640 is a useless machine
5. The ZRX is the best all around bike
6. The KDX is the best dirt bike
7. The Volvo is the best 4wd SUV
8. Dry rotted trailer tires will be fine up to 100 mph
9. Limit injuries by perfecting the Panda Roll
10. The kitchen is a great place for degreasing and polishing a KDX swingarm

[bblass]

Top Ten Foxisms ( @IceCold4x4  )

@bblass  may have his own list of 10 plus!

1. 3rd Gear Wheelies out of Berms
2. Less Oil = Less Weight
3. 4th Gear is Unnecessary
4. A KTM 640 is a useless machine
5. The ZRX is the best all around bike
6. The KDX is the best dirt bike
7. The Volvo is the best 4wd SUV
8. Dry rotted trailer tires will be fine up to 100 mph
9. Limit injuries by perfecting the Panda Roll
10. The kitchen is a great place for degreasing and polishing a KDX swingarm

11. Torque wrenches are unnecessary if you know what you're doing
12. Hey, better I break it here in your garage than it happens to you out on the trail!
13. Who cares about suspension? A turbo is a way better investment
14. "According to what I read online I should be making XXX HP" (astronomically high theoretical figure or brand new HP rating when referring to 20 year old machine)
15. "I don't use throttle return cables because I like having cruise control"
16. It's supposed to leak oil...
17. *breathing heavily an hour into ride* - sorry guys, *huff hufff* i've gotta go, wife wants me to _____..."
18. Once I port the heads...
19. I think it has cams...
20. Nah, it'll fix itself eventually

:D Love you buddy!

[IceCold4x4]

In my defense well fuck, I'm still sticking to the 640 being useless when you have a specialized bike for every occasion.

The rest of them that's just me.... And Ben ride my zrx now it's a different animal to john's. You'll understand my side of the duc's luke warm reception.

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[IceCold4x4]

Metallo's top 10's

1. Hollytree!?!? Did somebody say it?
2. Have you seen my keys?
3. Night ride?
4. Can't ride 2 days in a row baby duty today.
5. Oh the gold wing? Still in the basement, no progress.
6. I'm just going to make a quick lap of the beast and meet y'all back at the truck in an hour.
7. Fox I don't think that's good idea. (generally he's right)
8. Fox you still have that open coors light in my fridge.
9. I swear Kyle's better.
10. I'm just going to lay here for a bit (after overheating himself and his bike climbing the hill at Holly tree)



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[Fencejumper09]

This thread is GOLD I TELL YA!

[Chuck & Susan]

This thread is GOLD I TELL YA!

I think that It's GOLD that I am not in it!! But I'm finding it very entertaining!!

Chuck

[springer]

 Springer's top ten ADV(ish) rules;

10. Find someone bigger and stronger than you to ride with...cause you bike will not pick it self back up.
9. Always stand on the pegs for at lest 1 block before you get to the Starbucks that everyone's meeting at. Remember, they are watching.
8. Mud is slick.
7. Rocks are hard...to go over and to land on.
6. When in doubt, turn around and go home...or to Starbucks.
5. Tree roots are treacherous and evil.
4. The trees themselves are no better. /\
3. Photoshop can make it look like you actually rode there.
2. Road grime sorta looks like dirt, so why ride in the dirt?

And the #1 Advrider rule is;

10. Get your Starbucks membership card, that way every 10th cup is free!



Well the sun is out, see ya'll at Starbucks.  ;)

[Chitza]

I think that It's GOLD that I am not in it!! But I'm finding it very entertaining!!

Chuck

Oh, hoh, hoh... that sounds like a challenge to me! Susan? Wanna team up? :D

[Chuck & Susan]

The problem is, Chitza, you understand this stuff.  I just ride on the back of the bike.  My top ten would be...just let us get there over and over again.  LOL

Susan

[Fencejumper09]

Top 10 Stages of a Project Bike

1.   This thing is so sweet and has so much potential
2.   Wait....that's broken too?
3.   Plan has changed a little but it will run.....soon!
4.   Still waiting on parts
5.   I need to clean the carbs again!!!!
6.   What project bike? Oh yeah that thing covered in dust, I'll get back to it someday
7.   Well I am fully invested at this point what's another $100
8.   (Nearing Vintagefest Time of Year) This thing is going to be sweet, let's wrench!
9.   Wait, I have to clean the carbs again?
10.   Forget this thing, I'm going riding!

[IceCold4x4]

Top 10 Stages of a Project Bike

1.   This thing is so sweet and has so much potential
2.   Wait....that's broken too?
3.   Plan has changed a little but it will run.....soon!
4.   Still waiting on parts
5.   I need to clean the carbs again!!!!
6.   What project bike? Oh yeah that thing covered in dust, I'll get back to it someday
7.   Well I am fully invested at this point what's another $100
8.   (Nearing Vintagefest Time of Year) This thing is going to be sweet, let's wrench!
9.   Wait, I have to clean the carbs again?
10.   Forget this thing, I'm going riding!

Haha so true. Though you forgot to mention what the hell was a previous owner thinking doing wiring like this!

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[Chuck & Susan]

Haha so true. Though you forgot to mention what the hell was a previous owner thinking doing wiring like this!

Wasn't the Previous owner.... More like the Previous Owner X3... Well other than stealing the starter solenoid off it.... I just rode the thing... A lot...
:-X  8)

Hey I told him I'd gladly refund the selling price....  :D  ;D

[IceCold4x4]

Wasn't the Previous owner.... More like the Previous Owner X3... Well other than stealing the starter solenoid off it.... I just rode the thing... A lot...
:-X  8)

Hey I told him I'd gladly refund the selling price....  :D  ;D

Lol that was a general previous owner thing not specifically his bike. I'll post a good example below...

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